Final Election Prediction

November 2, 2012

Here’s my final election prediction inspired by a stiff pour of Maker’s Mark Bourbon Whiskey:

Clearly Obama has closed the gap in the last week. It will all come to Nevada, and a recount. Obama will round up the guys who hand out nudie pamphlets on the Vegas Strip and pay them $500 plus a free all night pass at the Mustang Ranch to go pull the lever. Obama will take Nevada by a hundred votes, and the national popular vote will go to Romney by 1%.  That will be ugly.  Two states and possibly three could be recounted making 2000 look like a cake walk.  Meanwhile the country needs to be governed.

Puttin’ Presidente Hopium over the top in the key battleground state of Nevada: poll walkin’ money.


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