Here’s my final election prediction inspired by a stiff pour of Maker’s Mark Bourbon Whiskey:
Clearly Obama has closed the gap in the last week. It will all come to Nevada, and a recount. Obama will round up the guys who hand out nudie pamphlets on the Vegas Strip and pay them $500 plus a free all night pass at the Mustang Ranch to go pull the lever. Obama will take Nevada by a hundred votes, and the national popular vote will go to Romney by 1%. That will be ugly. Two states and possibly three could be recounted making 2000 look like a cake walk. Meanwhile the country needs to be governed.
Puttin’ Presidente Hopium over the top in the key battleground state of Nevada: poll walkin’ money.